Biscan's Boots

Writing from the boots of Liverpool's wondrous cult-hero - I get the whackiest, funniest and most social-media worthy stories out - FAST! Whether that's videos, transfer rumours or fan reaction - Biscan's Boots is your man. Any feedback can be directed to editor@fanatix.com.

(Video) Trent’s ludicrous best bits from 2020/21 prove he’s still the world’s best – and by some distance
It’s not just that Trent Alexander-Arnold is the best right-back on the planet, it’s that nobody else even comes close. The Scouser...
(Video) Thiago absolutely running it v Crystal Palace, as he does every game nowadays
Thiago has been the world-class player we thought we’d signed for a few months now, but we’re glad everyone is starting to...
(Video) Farcically good Trent pass you might’ve missed v Crystal Palace
This is the kind of pass that would have looked even better in the stadium, so we’re thankful 10,000 Reds got to...
(Video) Ludicrous viral clip shows how badly VAR and refs treated Liverpool this season
This season is over, and we can all breathe a collective sigh of relief. We got third place, somehow, despite the worst...
(Video) Ben Davies stars in Liverpool’s promo Quorn advert
The lesser-spotted Ben Davies, Reds – alongside two Liverpool players who are not seen much on the field themselves – in Naby...
Liverpool and Netherlands look set to go into battle RE Virgil van Dijk, says trusted journalist
Liverpool do not want Virgil van Dijk playing at the Euros… Netherlands, understandably, do. The player himself wants to represent his country,...
Lazy BBC Sport Thiago analysis proves pundits don’t even watch games
If you wanted to see Thiago play ‘really well’ for Liverpool, you didn’t have to wait especially long. He was superb on...
Rashford picked over Mo Salah in G-Nev’s Team of the Year, while Carra also leaves LFC no.11 out
No Liverpool player made the Premier League Team of the Year of either Jamie Carragher or Gary Neville last night, as the...
Fabrizio Romano makes pretty outrageous failed Liverpool transfer claim
Transfer guru Fabrizio Romano has told his Here We Go podcast that Liverpool made a bigger offer to David Alaba than Real...
Klopp’s agent talks about Jurgen’s commitment RE Liverpool’s ESL decision
Jurgen Klopp’s agent Marc Kosicke has reiterated that Liverpool’s manager remains committed to the cause, despite our struggle of a season and the...
Connor Coady recalls funny story of his Anfield dive, with Mo Salah giving him grief
Remember Connor Coady’s dive at the Kop end at Anfield a few months back…? Wolves were awarded a penalty, but thankfully, VAR...
Clearing up ‘5th place gets you Champions League’ rumours
Liverpool will not qualify for the Champions League if we finish fifth in the Premier League – despite some rumours circling Twitter....
‘It’s an absolute nightmare!’ says Carra, as Liverpool fans set to universally turn TVs off May 29
A worse Champions League Final would be Manchester City v Manchester United… But we reckon from a Liverpool perspective, that’s the only...
Harvey Elliott says Jordan Henderson is criminally underrated as a footballer
Liverpool’s on-loan youngster Harvey Elliott has taken time to praise the captain of his parent club, Jordan Henderson. Elliott has done wonderful...
(Video) Kaide Gordon scores pure beauty for U18s as January signing mimics Sadio Mane’s famous Arsenal effort
Remember on Sadio Mane’s debut, when he scored that outrageous goal against Arsenal at the Emirates in that 4-3 win ? Well,...
Liverpool have agreed personal terms on 5-year deal with major summer signing – Fabrizio Romano
Liverpool have finalised contractual terms with Ibrahima Konate, who will join the club this summer as our major central defensive signing. The...
Ex-Liverpool striker explains how Balotelli scored own-goals in training
Rickie Lambert has explained what a pain Mario Balotelli was in training during his short stint at Liverpool. The pair signed during...
Carragher ‘more impressed’ with Dias than Van Dijk in one aspect
Jamie Carragher thinks the fact Ruben Dias doesn’t possess Virgil van Dijk’s natural physical attributes makes his debut season with Manchester City...
(Video) ‘Nat, you can finish!’ All laughs as Phillips bags goals in Kirkby training drill
We really hope Nat Phillips manages to find the back of the net before this season is up ! He is so...
Liverpool fans react to image of Joe Gomez’s knee, 7 months after injury – ‘Helluva scar, that…’
Joe Gomez is back outside at Kirkby, doing some ball work, as is Virgil van Dijk. This is terrific news for the...